Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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