she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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