Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
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