Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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