brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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