After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
So apparently I’m into choking now
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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