Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
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