it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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