Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
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