He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
I think a kid would responsible me up
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
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