On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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