i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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