But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
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