This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
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