I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
its liver damage thursday
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