I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
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