Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
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