I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Randomize
