Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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