8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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