What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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