i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
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