I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
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