i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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