I just made out with a guy for $7.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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