they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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