Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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