Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Randomize
