butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
i just wanna soil my oats bro
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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