He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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