Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
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