There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
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