she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
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