No, you can still breathe under the balls.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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