we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
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