yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
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