I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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