ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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