is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
I supernannyed him into submission
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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