ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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