Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
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