There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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