are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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