You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
