he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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