Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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