You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
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