Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
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