ugly people sure do ruin things
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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