I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
Randomize