Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
he had hair everywhere except his balls
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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