I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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