you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
Someone shit on the floor
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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