yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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