if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
