I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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