Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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